Rob, since this blog will be about you. I feel I should make you some promises.
- I promise to not spread rumors.
- I promise that I have nothing bad to say about you.
- I promise not to stalk you. (internet excluded)
- I promise that should we ever meet I will not scream at you. (screaming your name should be done in the privacy of your bed)
- I promise not to call you Edward.
- I promise not to ask you to bite me.
- I promise not to ask about your hair.
- I promise not to ask about your relationships as the answers to such questions could crush me.
I promise that your happiness is my happy place and all I need from you is a smile.