Miranda What?

Men are always accusing us being bitchy for no reason but I disagree.
When I'm bitchy I have a very good reason.
Tonight, reason number one:

Long before the world tilted on it's axis, I was arrested for disturbing the public and threatening bodily harm.

Yep, little old me.

See, the bank fucked up and took $300 from me.

When I politely pointed out their mistake and the fact that I would burn the motherfuckers to the ground if it wasn't rectified caused them to call the cops.
See I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. So everything I said, could and was, used against me. At least that's what the man with the badge said.
Anyway,

They handcuffed me and took me to jail--for 6 hours.

Then, the bank admitted error and credited my account, and of course dropped the charges..

I was released after I signed a formal apology and agreed to take my business elsewhere.

Time served cost me $300.

What did I learn from this episode?

Karma's a bitch?

No, Karma is a girl I went to high school with--she's a lesbian.

However, as it turns out, if you steal money from me, I become a raging bitch and start lighting matches.

And now for something that makes me happy
ROB!